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Apparently, my therapist just graduated to genius levels! 🤣🧠💡
Funny IQ quotes
Uninstalling Instagram can increase your IQ by 10%.
Commentary:
Looks like I've been downloading brain cells the wrong way! 📱➖🧠 😂
Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.
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Guess that makes me a genius in the Twitter-verse! 🤓🦗📉
Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.
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When laziness meets genius: procrastination becomes a superpower 😂🧠📚
My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.
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Looks like I'm on a mission to make my brain and body equally well-rounded 🤣🤯🍩
Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.
Commentary:
"Let's skip the amateur hour and dive straight into the MENSA-level conspiracy game, shall we? 🧠🕵️♂️ Who needs Area 51 when you can have Area 404 – where all the truly ingenious theories go to hide 😏🛸 #ConspiracyTheoryConnoisseur"
A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.
Commentary:
"Introducing the perfect dating app for those who always swipe left on common sense! 🤦♂️💔 OK Stupid, where intelligence takes a backseat and compatibility is found in cluelessness. Who needs brains when you have a 'match' made in confusion? 😂🧠 #SwipingOnStupidity"
I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.
Commentary:
"Well, I guess that rules out conversations with ice cubes! ❄️😆 Keep it cool and carry a thermometer, folks! 🌡️😜"