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Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery sto…

Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery sto…

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"Why do all the hot guys suddenly become 10-foot tall when I'm trying to reach the top shelf? 🤷‍♀️🛒✨"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anything, around, attraction, confidence, distraction, flirtation, grocery, grocery store, hot, humor, i, men, reach, self-awareness, store, weird on Jun 29, 2025 by slickboy.

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