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Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

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"Who knew my bank account's arch-nemesis would be a humble tomato in disguise? 🍅💸 #KetchupAddict"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged addiction, expensive, food, food humor, growing, here, humor, i, ketchup, lifestyle, me, money, obsession, relatable, ruin, think on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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