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Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Celery is depressing green water wafers.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

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Making waves on Pinterest:

Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

Going viral on Messenger:

Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

Spotted on Twitch:

One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

Spotted on YouTube:

There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

Going viral on Instagram:

Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

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Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Breaking News: No matter how close you are with your colleagues, never discuss your personal matters at work. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

I am the human version of tangled headphones.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Discord:

Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

Just landed via Threads:

Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

Reported on WeChat:

The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

Shared recently on Threads:

You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

Spotted on Twitch:

I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

Broadcasted on WeChat:

If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

Trending via WhatsApp:

You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

Seen just now on Reddit:

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

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