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Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

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Breaking via Reddit:

Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

Spotted on X:

I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

Trending via Telegram:

My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

Going bananas on Instagram:

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later, my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

Going viral on TikTok:

Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”

Shared recently on Messenger:

Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

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"Step right up and witness the extraordinary spectacle of confidence outweighing accuracy on the grand stage of the internet! 🎪🤣 Don't worry, if you're feeling lost in this swirling sea of misinformation, you're not alone! 🌊🙈 Just remember: the internet is the only place where you can be confidently wrong 24/7! 🌐😜"

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84 shares on WeChat this month:

Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

15 shares on X this month:

I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

54 shares on Twitch this month:

Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday.

52 shares on Snapchat this month:

A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

100 shares on YouTube this month:

Going to the beach as a feet guy must be insane.

78 shares on TikTok this month:

I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

64 shares on X this month:

Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

98 shares on Messenger this month:

I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

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Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.

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Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

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If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

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Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

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How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

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Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

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Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

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I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

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Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

Nobody declines a call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

Single, not sure how to mingle.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Why do men have birthdays? It’s not like they’re growing up.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Not single, not dating, but a secret third thing (quantum entanglement).

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Threads:

I’m not feeling very worky today.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

Spotted on WeChat:

I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

The lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Oh, him? He’s my insignificant other.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

Breaking via Discord:

The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

Seen just now on Discord:

All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

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