Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.
  • I put the mess in domestic.
  • My brain has too many tabs open.
  • My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”
  • If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.
  • This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.