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Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

Commentary:
"Sounds like the grass is ghosting you 🌱💔😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged grass, humor, maybe, me, nature, once, personification, sarcasm, should, touch, well, whimsy on Jun 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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