Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that? Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Sounds like the grass is ghosting you π±ππ" Related funny posts π I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash. Not going is the new leaving early. Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that Iβm looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so Iβm gonna go. Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up. The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.