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Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

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"Sounds like the grass is ghosting you ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged grass, humor, maybe, me, nature, once, personification, sarcasm, should, touch, well, whimsy on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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