Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

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I wish anxiety came with french fries.

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I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

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80s movies: Let’s go to the future! Today: Let’s go back to the 80s!

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Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

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I’m inventing a website for unemployed people called LinkedOut.

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ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.

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Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.