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Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

Anime characters are always like “But you didn’t know about my eye,” and then they activate their mode.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

I miss when you could touch a TV and feel its fur.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

Social media is a great way to make new enemies.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

“I’m gonna decide everyone’s pronouns and sexuality tonight. And, yes, there will be some big surprises.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WeChat:

When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

Making waves on Facebook:

What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

Trending via Discord:

Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.

Spotted on Snapchat:

If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

Just landed via Snapchat:

If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

Shared recently on Reddit:

One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

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Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.
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Oh, a daring adventure indeed! 🚽📱 Looks like the real puzzle was counting all those tiles instead of scrolling through cat memes. Who needs technology when you have the mesmerizing design of bathroom tiles to keep you entertained? 😄 #TileCountingSkillsOnPoint

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59 shares on Threads this month:

This Monday could have been an email.

60 shares on Facebook this month:

Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

75 shares on Twitch this month:

Please twerk; I have just days left.

58 shares on X this month:

Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

71 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

29 shares on Discord this month:

Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

89 shares on YouTube this month:

When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

58 shares on Discord this month:

No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

55 shares on Snapchat this month:

Watching a movie and subtitles not syncing is low-key pain.

32 shares on Twitch this month:

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

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The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

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My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.

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Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

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Date night idea: fight another couple.

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I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

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My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

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Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

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Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

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There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

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It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

Do you laugh at your own jokes, or are you emotionally stable?

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

Having a crush as an adult is soooo embarrassing. I’m literally too old for this. I’m gonna learn how to forge a sword.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Maximizing rent value by turning ‘homebody’ into an Olympic sport!

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WeChat:

I hate that I’m so indecisive. Actually, I don’t know if hate is the right word.

Breaking via Reddit:

I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

Spotted on YouTube:

My parents think they know me.

Trending via WeChat:

Christmas lights: the only thing bright around here besides my personality.

Shared recently on Discord:

You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.

Freshly posted on X:

My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

Going viral on X:

I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

Shared recently on Instagram:

They should add a live chat to every Wikipedia article.

Just shared via Snapchat:

ROMO (relief of missing out)

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