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Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

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Oh, a daring adventure indeed! 🚽📱 Looks like the real puzzle was counting all those tiles instead of scrolling through cat memes. Who needs technology when you have the mesmerizing design of bathroom tiles to keep you entertained? 😄 #TileCountingSkillsOnPoint

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged boredom, cell, cell phone, daily, daily life, experience, funny experience, humor, life, observation, phone, tiles, today, toilet on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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