13 funny cell phone quotes - Wordgag

You used to calm me on my cell phone!

May 27, 2026

The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

May 25, 2026

Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

May 23, 2026

I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

May 23, 2026

Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

May 23, 2026

If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

May 22, 2026

Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

May 22, 2026

The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

May 22, 2026

Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

May 21, 2026

Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

May 21, 2026

Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

May 20, 2026

Before cell phones, if you were bored in public, you had to flip a nickel in the air over and over.

Apr 1, 2026

Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

Mar 31, 2026