“What do you do for a living?” I do my best. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Living my best life… one mediocre decision at a time! ππβ¨ Related funny posts π€ Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves. That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness. Hold on, let me overthink this. I donβt want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point. Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.