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Funny everything bagel quotes
He’s an everything bagel… I’m just a nothing burger…
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May 19, 2026
I was a nothingburger to him, but he was an everything bagel to me…
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May 19, 2026
What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?
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Mar 28, 2026