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Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

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I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

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Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

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How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

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I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

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I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

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I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.

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Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

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“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

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Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.