When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inad… Commentary:"When I bark at a dog, all I can think is: 'Did I just ask him to do my taxes?' 🐶🗂️❓" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me. My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me. Tell your dog I said woof woof. I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house. I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?