When I die, I hope it’s early in the morning, so I don’t have to go to work that day for no reason. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess Iβve found the perfect work-life balance: ghosting my job! π»πΌπ Related funny posts π€ I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work. Not going is the new leaving early. Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.” The reward for doing really good work is more work. I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.