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When I die, I hope it’s early in the morning, so I don’t have to go to work that day for no reason.

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Guess Iโ€™ve found the perfect work-life balance: ghosting my job! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ˜†

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged day, death, die, early, hope, humor, i, life, morning, motivation, procrastination, reason, work on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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