Why are cheeseburgers unhealthy? If I had a salad with ground beef and a slice of bread, people would be raving about how bloody healthy it is.

Commentary:
This quote perfectly captures the health dilemma: same ingredients, different story! πŸ”πŸ₯— It's like calling a marathon a "slow walk competition" πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†