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Vaping: when you want to look like you're auditioning for the role of "bad boy" in the tech support department. 🚬😂
Funny unhealthy quotes
Why are cheeseburgers unhealthy? If I had a salad with ground beef and a slice of bread, people would be raving about how bloody healthy it is.
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This quote perfectly captures the health dilemma: same ingredients, different story! 🍔🥗 It's like calling a marathon a "slow walk competition" 🏃♂️😆
I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.
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Looks like McDonald's is trying to guilt trip us by saying, "You want a Big Mac? Here, have a salad with a side of burger!" 🍔🥗 At this rate, we might as well start calling them "Big Lettuces" instead of Big Macs! 😂
Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.
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"Diet day #1: Saying goodbye to all the tempting treats like a true warrior… and by 'goodbye', I mean 'see you later, when I sneak out for a midnight snack.' 🍔🍩🏃♂️ #HealthyChoices #FoodStruggles"
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making all of the food that is unhealthy for you taste so good.
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Why is it that every bite of broccoli feels like betrayal when pizza exists? 🍕😈🥦
When your stomach is really mad at you, and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it.
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Sounds like my stomach's keeping a scorecard of my bad decisions, and it's losing patience! 🤦♂️🍕🥤🍔