Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ainβt that like their Golden Corral? Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess they prefer fine dining to all-you-can-eat! πππͺ° Related funny posts π€ All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands. I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills. If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didnβt. She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a βturn offβ Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.