Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places. Posted onMay 30, 2026
Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart. Posted onMay 30, 2026
Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral? Posted onMay 30, 2026
You know you’re getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you don’t like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger. Posted onMay 29, 2026
I remember when Britain used to be so rich, you’d be embarrassed to go into a Lidl or Aldi. Posted onMay 29, 2026
When I was a kid, they played lame music for middle-aged people in the supermarket, but this morning at Whole Foods, it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth. Posted onMay 19, 2026