Will probably never be loved, but I have to send emails, so I can’t really think about that right now. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to decide if my inbox or my heart is emptier right now 😂📧💔 Related funny posts 😂 I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine. I believe that emails are trying to tell us something. How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers? HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”. I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.