With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Cats: the original stress ball, but with purring! 🐱💆♂️✨ Related funny posts 🤝 My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress. Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet. So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out? Imagine having someone to come home to who doesn’t have fur. I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.