Commentary:
Turning in my hourly updates on the coffee situation! ☕📝😂
21 Funny deal quotes
Asking my landlord if he has any Cyber Monday deals.
Commentary:
Do you think the rent will drop as fast as my online shopping cart items? 🏠💸😂
I love how all the Black Friday deals this year are just the price of the item before the tariffs.
Commentary:
When the only thing that drops lower than Black Friday prices is my self-control 😂🛒🛍️
Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.
Commentary:
Trying to use common sense in today's world is like bringing a calculator to a sword fight 🤔🔍😅
With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.
Commentary:
Cats: the original stress ball, but with purring! 🐱💆♂️✨
After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.
Commentary:
"Spent 6 hours in a serious 'think tank' only to realize I was just fishing in a puddle! 🧠🤔🐟😂"
Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.
…
Commentary:
"With an order like that, your barista must have a PhD in patience! ☕😅 #BaristaChronicles"
Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.
Commentary:
"Recency bias? Never heard of it until today, and now it's all I can think about! 😂🧠🔄 Must be trending like yesterday's leftovers! 🍕📈"
Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.
Commentary:
Looks like someone is brewing their revenge stew with a sprinkle of procrastination! ⏳⚔️ Better watch your back, their revenge might be slow-cooked but it's definitely coming your way! 🤣 #RevengeIsBestServedCold
Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.
Commentary:
🤣💉 "Cartoons really do have a way of glamorizing the most unusual things! Although getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork might look nonchalant on TV, I definitely wouldn't volunteer as tribute to test out that theory myself! 🍑🍴"