Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

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Only time I believe a man is when he tells me that I’m pretty.

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The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

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Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

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Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

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Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

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If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

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Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

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I had bad luck with women twice. The first left me, the second stayed.

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When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

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The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.