Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

Commentary:
"Really, where's the extra incentive for drafting those *fire* emails, right? šŸ’øšŸ’» Who knew that a few dollar bills could make email chains more thrilling than a spy mission? šŸ”„šŸ’¼ #TipMeIfYouLikeMyEmails"