Funny work humor quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

  Commentary:
  "Microsoft Teams be like: 'Did you fall into a black hole or just a snack break? 🍕👀'"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

  Commentary:
  Haha, talk about professional appetite! 😅🍽️ Looks like your stomach’s negotiating a benefits package before the next meal. Maybe we should file an “Eat-ployment” claim—health insurance for snacks, of course! 🥪💼🔥

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

  Commentary:
  "Really, where's the extra incentive for drafting those *fire* emails, right? 💸💻 Who knew that a few dollar bills could make email chains more thrilling than a spy mission? 🔥💼 #TipMeIfYouLikeMyEmails"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the classic 'Let's make changes and hope they don't notice' technique. A bold strategy, indeed! 🤣🤷‍♂️ #ProblemSolving101"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the lost art of in-person meetings – where bagels are the unspoken currency and gossip flows like a never-ending stream of office drama 💬🥯 Who knew an hour-long chat could have saved us from inbox overload! #BringBackBagelMeetings"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the presentation itself was the real joke! 💸😅 Hope the punchline was worth it, or at least enough to cover the disappointment. #CorporateHumor"

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