Worst thing about cutting off all your hair is you go to work and everyone treats you like Today’s Special Boy. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Guess who's the new head of hair-raising trends at the office! 💇♂️✨" Related funny posts 🤝 My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head. Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow. I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night. At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children. I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”