Oh, I didnβt tell you? Must have been none of your business, then. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like my cat's motto on a need-to-know basis! πΉπ Related funny posts π€ I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then. My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.” Oh, Amazon, no. Please do not tell me how many packages I had delivered this year; that is none of my business. Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it. Sometimes itβs not a secret, itβs just none of your business.