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Men be like, “You’ve been different ever since I disrespected you.”

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Enjoying the consequences of my actions.

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That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

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Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.

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The new American dream is an alien invasion.

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Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

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My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

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My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

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Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

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Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

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Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.

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In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.

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Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

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“I’m doing better than my parents at my age. They had, like, no followers.”

Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.

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I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

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My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.

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Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

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When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

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Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.

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My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

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I need a day off from myself.

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Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

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Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

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My age is news to me every single time I remember.

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Babe, are you OK? It’s already Q4, and you’ve barely touched your “2025 roadmap.”

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Falling off academically is worse than a heartbreak.

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I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

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It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”

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There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

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Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

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Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

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Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.

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Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.

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Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.

When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.

I’m not just a pretty face, I’m also a massive disappointment to my family.

Somehow I picked the worst possible decade to try to have a career.

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I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.

I actually check my emails every day in hopes I’m going to get some life-changing news someday.

Weekends now feel like short commercial breaks in a stressful movie.

I have lived way too many lives for people to think they know everything about me.

You’re not a knight in shining armor, you’re just a knob in Under Armour.

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Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

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It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.

The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss.

A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

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Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

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