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  • Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike.
  • Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.
  • I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”
  • One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.
  • I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.
  • Girls will be like “it’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.