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Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

May 23, 2026

A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

May 22, 2026

You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

May 22, 2026

Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

May 20, 2026

Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

May 18, 2026

Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

Mar 30, 2026

Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

Mar 30, 2026

Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

Mar 29, 2026