You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.” Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When did coffee become a food group? ☕️🍽️😄 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure. I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast. Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before. I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon. When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.
