You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

Commentary:
“Ah, the classic ‘trying to impress’ phase of dating! 🐠🖼️ Who needs fancy dinners when you can just admire fish and art together, right? 😄 #datingnewbie”

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