Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.
- If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.
- I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.
- I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.
- Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.