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Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

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Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

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In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

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You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

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I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

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Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

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I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

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Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

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If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

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Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.