Commentary:
Blonder-than-blonde kids must know where all the good sprinkles are! 🍦👱♂️✨
Funny outing quotes
Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?
Commentary:
"Me at the bowling alley feeling attacked by all the strikes and spares from pro bowlers like 🎳💥 'Excuse me, can you kindly miss a few shots so I can pretend I have a chance in this game, please?' 😆 #BowlingStruggles"
You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'trying to impress' phase of dating! 🐠🖼️ Who needs fancy dinners when you can just admire fish and art together, right? 😄 #datingnewbie"
Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.
Commentary:
"Who knew that the secret to ruining a relaxing outing was just in bringing your child along? 😂 Sorry, kids, but your unintentional mischief level is off the charts! 🙈👧🏻👦🏼 #ParentingStruggles"
Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.
Commentary:
"Ah, the modern way to stargaze 🌌📱! Who needs constellations when you have YouTube, right? 🌟📺 #TechSavvyKids #StarryScreenTime"
“Because my hair is not done” is a very valid reason to decline an outing.
Commentary:
Hair today, sofa tomorrow! 💁♀️🛋️ Better stay in for some well-deserved couch cuddles.