You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

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I thought being an adult meant cake for breakfast, not budgeting for therapy.

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Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

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I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

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Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

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I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

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Sarah Connor would be awfully disappointed in us all, letting this Grok into our lives.

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Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

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I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

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You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

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The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.