Hanging out with a couple and saying, βMay this love never find me,β every time thereβs a slight conflict. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess who already ordered a one-way ticket to Solitude Island! ποΈπ ββοΈπ Related funny posts π€ Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude. My daughterβs new Bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared, and we are all just so, so sad that we canβt find it. An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home. Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you. Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that Iβd never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.