You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Guess it's time to face the music 🎶… and maybe pick up some kale while I'm at it! 🥬😂" Related funny posts 😂 Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs. Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine. How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers? Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear? How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?