You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

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Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

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Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

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That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

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My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

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Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

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I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

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I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

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It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

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I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.