You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Why stop at just cooking breakfast when you can be the breakfast burrito too? 🌬️🌯😅" Related funny posts 😂 I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito. Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in. Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food. Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow. I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.