βYou never reply to messages.β I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like my brain needs to hire some extra staff! π±π€―π Related funny posts π€ My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, thereβs now food on the floor. I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand. Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, clearly never paid for a divorce. The rainforest cafe wonβt be authentic enough for me if they donβt bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while Iβm there. Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.