You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection! Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"With you, I'm HTTPS-ecure; without you, I'm HTTP-roblematical! πππΆ" Related funny posts π€ Are you http? Because I’m :// without you. People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there. Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning. If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends. Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”