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$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes
$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.
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"Having $20 in your bank account? That's cute. 😏 But having $20k? Now that's silent movie material. 🤫💰💸 #Ballin'"

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