$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent. Funny Quotes July 8, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppk in my bank account. – The k is silent. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account. My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.” Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.” If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account. Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.
