$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

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If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

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Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

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I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

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Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

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Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

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I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

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Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

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Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

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I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

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There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.