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Funny quote about how living by "life is short" hurts your bank account.

I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

Commentary:
"Looks like my wallet is on a permanent diet! 🤑💸 #YOLOgonewrong"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged account, advice, bank, financial, financial humor, humor, i, joke, life, life advice, life motto, living, money, motto, need, short, spending, stop, words on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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