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I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes
Funny quote about how living by "life is short" hurts your bank account.
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"Looks like my wallet is on a permanent diet! 🤑💸 #YOLOgonewrong"

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