70% of marriage is yelling “What” from a different room.

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If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

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I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

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“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

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Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?

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I have no prime. I will evolve till I die.

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Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

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I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.