Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

Commentary:
“Feeling like a hotel microwave: all that potential, but in reality, just a warm and forgettable presence 🍿💥 Just waiting for someone to hit the ‘start’ button on life! 🔌 #MicrowaveMood”

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