You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you. Posted onJun 22, 2024Jun 22, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator. German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”. I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that? Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue. If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”