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Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

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Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

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When someone asks me if my twins are natural, I tell them no they’re robots.

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Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

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The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

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The Wi-Fi stops working for 2 minutes, and suddenly I start thinking about life.

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If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

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Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

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Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.