True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself. Posted on6 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppTrue luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills. I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up. You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night. Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!” My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”
