If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave. Posted on6 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch. “You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to. When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior? My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me. You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.
