If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

Commentary:
"Note to self: A cat's preferred mode of transportation is definitely not Velcro 🐱🛋️ #catlogic #stickykitty"

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