Judging by the hair on my couch, Iβm surprised I have any cat left at all. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"π€£ My cat is clearly auditioning to be my couch's new cover designer! π±ποΈβ¨" Related funny posts π€ When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior? You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat. To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica. I see WWIII is about to kick off again. Iβd best cancel the milk and get the cat in. Iβm willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.