Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.
  • I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”
  • Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.
  • Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.
  • Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?
  • The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.