That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThat was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach. Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame. I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup. After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me. Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.