Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppOnce again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo. Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day. It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up. One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again. I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.