Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell. Commentary:"Never trust a clock with your juicy secrets – they're busy telling time, not keeping mum! ⏰🤫 #TickTockSnitch" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people. To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success. Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it. To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time. Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.
