Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppNever share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it. To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success. The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life. The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in. The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.
